Last updated: October 21, 2025
Welcome to The Chill Cartel — where hustle culture comes to die and soft life begins.
By visiting or making a purchase from our site (thechillcartel.com), you agree to these Terms of Service (“Terms”). Please read them carefully, because while we’re all about relaxation, legal stuff still matters.
1. Overview
This website is operated by The Chill Cartel, LLC (“we,” “us,” or “our”). Throughout the site, the terms “we,” “us,” and “our” refer to The Chill Cartel.
By accessing or using any part of the site, including purchasing something from us, you engage in our “Service” and agree to be bound by these Terms, including any additional terms and policies referenced here or available by hyperlink.
If you don’t agree, respectfully close this tab and go take a nap — this site isn’t for you.
2. Eligibility
You must be at least 18 years old to use this site. If you’re under 18, please come back when adulting is legally your problem.
3. Online Store Terms
When you purchase something from The Chill Cartel, you agree to:
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Provide accurate, up-to-date payment and contact info.
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Not use our products for any illegal or unauthorized purpose.
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Not hack, scrape, reverse-engineer, or otherwise mess with our site or content.
Violating any of these terms will result in an immediate chill-revocation (and possibly termination of your access to our Service).
4. Products and Services
Our digital products, merch, courses, and affiliate recommendations are designed for educational and entertainment purposes only.
We can’t guarantee that you’ll become a millionaire, stress-free goddess overnight — but we’ll hand you the tools to try.
Prices and product availability may change without notice. We reserve the right to modify or discontinue any product at any time.
5. Payment & Refund Policy
All prices are listed in USD unless stated otherwise.
For digital products (like eBooks, courses, or downloads), all sales are final due to the instant-access nature of the content.
For physical products, please refer to our Refund and Shipping Policy for details.
We reserve the right to refuse any order you place if we suspect fraud, misuse, or energy that just feels…off.
6. Intellectual Property
All content on this site — including text, graphics, logos, videos, copy, products, downloads, and branding — is owned or licensed by The Chill Cartel and protected under U.S. and international copyright laws.
You may not copy, distribute, or reproduce any of our content without explicit written consent. (Translation: don’t steal our stuff. We worked too hard for that.)
7. Affiliate Links & Sponsored Content
Some of the links we share may be affiliate links, meaning we earn a small commission if you purchase through them — at no extra cost to you.
We only recommend products or services we genuinely love or think fit the Chill Cartel lifestyle. Transparency is our love language.
8. Disclaimer
We make no guarantees or promises regarding results from our content, programs, or recommendations.
Everything provided on this site is for informational and entertainment purposes only — not professional, financial, legal, or medical advice.
You’re responsible for your own choices, money, time, and boundaries (we’re just here to help you make better ones).
9. Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, The Chill Cartel, its owners, partners, affiliates, and contractors are not liable for any indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damages arising from your use (or misuse) of our site or services.
Basically: if your life changes because you finally set a boundary or quit your toxic job, that’s on you — but we’re proud of you.
10. Termination
We reserve the right to terminate your access to our site or services for violating these Terms, being rude, or otherwise acting in a way that’s not aligned with Chill Cartel energy.
11. Governing Law
These Terms and any separate agreements shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of [Your State], without regard to its conflict of law provisions.
12. Changes to These Terms
We may update these Terms periodically. The latest version will always be posted on this page.
By continuing to use our site after any changes, you accept the updated Terms.
13. Contact Us
Questions about these Terms or anything else legal-ish?
Email us at support@thechillcartel.com
We’ll get back to you — preferably after coffee.