Money Got a Crush on Me

The dangerously fun way to build a magnetic money mindset.

Let’s set the scene, babe.
Imagine money as a person — a little obsessed, a little thirsty, and absolutely losing their mind trying to get your attention.

They’re texting you “good morning.”
They’re showing up where you hang out.
They’re trying to impress you with shiny little gifts.

Because here’s the truth nobody told you:

Money isn’t avoiding you — you’ve just been treating it like you’re the one chasing it (and money hates being chased).

It wants to chase YOU.
It wants to court you.
It wants to show up and say,
“Hey gorgeous, I canceled all my plans so I could be in your bank account tonight.”

Welcome to the Money Got a Crush on Me era.
Where we stop acting desperate and start acting… irresistible.

And no—this isn’t “delulu manifesting.”
This is psychology, nervous system regulation, and money behavior finally sitting at the same table to flirt.

Why This Mindset Works (Even If You Think It’s Unhinged)

Let’s be real:
People who believe money hates them… act like it.
They avoid it.
Fear it.
Overspend to feel momentary relief.
Or work themselves into burnout because they don’t trust money to show up any other way.

But people who believe money likes them?
They act completely differently:

  • They check their bank accounts without needing a Xanax.

  • They make confident financial decisions.

  • They negotiate.

  • They save without punishment.

  • They invest without spiraling.

  • They stop chasing survival and start choosing opportunity.

It’s not magic — it’s mindset married to micro-actions.

And that’s the whole point of the Cartel:
You don’t become rich by grinding. You become rich by regulating.

We’re gonna break this down in 5 simple steps that will make you change your mentals and say…”damn…why have I been making this so hard”. So lets go.

Step 1: Stop Talking to Money Like It’s a Toxic Ex

If your inner monologue sounds like:

  • “I’m always broke.”

  • “Money stresses me out.”

  • “I can’t afford anything.”

  • “I’m terrible with money.”

Congrats, you’ve been negging yourself into financial chaos.

You wouldn’t text your crush:
“Hey I suck and I’m emotionally unstable,” 
so why say it to your bank account?

Try new language:

  • “Money likes to show up for me.”

  • “Money feels safe with me.”

  • “Money flows to me easily.”

  • “Money and I are in a healthy relationship now.”

  • “Money has a fat crush on me.” (Say it with a wink.)

Is it unhinged?
Yes.
Does it work?
Also yes — because you’re rewiring your brain away from scarcity mode.

Step 2: Create the Energy Money Actually Likes

Money is like a clingy situationship — it LOVES stability.
It loves clarity.
It loves confidence.

And to be real…money is a bit submissive because it loves being told what to do.

Here’s how you act like someone money wants to pursue:

✔️ Check your bank account regularly

Money loves consistency. And it loves when you check in to see how its doing.

✔️ Build a Pleasure Budget

Money stays where there’s joy, not punishment. This is why “remorse buys” make you feel so awful.

✔️ Automate savings + investing with apps

Wealthfront,

Rocket Money – Money Management App

Acorns

pick your poison. Acorns is one of my favs, but they all work
Automation = stability.
Stability = attraction.

Don’t work like you’re proving something

Money isn’t attracted to martyrdom.

Make room for money to land

Cluttered life = cluttered wallet.
Choose ease.

Step 3: The Ritual — AKA “Financial Foreplay”

Try this once a week:

  1. Light a candle.

  2. Open your money app (Mint, Rocket Money, or your bank).

  3. Review your accounts without judgment.

  4. Say out loud:
    “Money likes me. Money stays with me. Money grows with me.”

  5. Choose ONE micro-action (not five):

    • Transfer $10 to savings

    • Pay $20 toward a card

    • Cancel that useless subscription

    • Raise your rate by $50

    • Add $5 to investing

Small actions + strong energy = big results.

This is how you make money feel… wanted.
Not chased.

Step 4: Understand Attraction Isn’t Enough — Behavior Matters

You can’t flirt your way into financial stability.
(You can try… but IRS will disagree.)

Money crush energy works only when paired with behavior that backs it up.

Do these consistently:

  • Automate your finances if you can

  • Check your accounts weekly

  • Build boundaries (especially money boundaries)

  • Stop treating overspending like rebellion

  • Actually rest (a regulated brain makes better money decisions)

Your actions tell money:
“I’m safe to land with.”

Step 5: Kill the Old Identity

The version of you who identified as:

  • “bad with money”

  • “always broke”

  • “too chaotic for investing”

  • “scared to check my bank balance”

  • “not disciplined enough”

She’s gone.
Buried.
Mourned.
No flowers.

The new identity?

Money’s favorite person.
The main character money is writing poetry about.
The love interest money rearranges its schedule for.

Money Doesn’t Want Perfection. It Wants Partnership

It wants clarity, calm, consistency — and a woman who doesn’t chase it like a panicked intern trying to impress a boss who doesn’t even know her name.

Repeat after me:

“Money got a crush on me — and honestly? I kind of like the attention.”

Your Next Move…

Okay babe, you made it this far — we’re proud of you.

But don’t leave us hanging like that one guy who swore he’d “text later.”

Let’s finish this glow-up properly:

Step 1: Go listen to our song “Money Got a Crush on Me”.

Seriously. Blast it. Absorb it. Let it bully your bank account into behaving.
It’ll raise your vibe, your standards, and probably your credit score if you play it enough times.
Consider it sonic Botox for your money mindset.

Step 2: Go read “Rich as Fck by Amanda Frances.”

This book is basically the financial fairy godmother you didn’t know you needed.
It’s not math class. It’s money mindset crack.
If you don’t read it, don’t come crying to me when your wallet keeps choosing violence.

Step 3: Get the “Rich as F*ck Journal” — and actually write in it.
Otherwise it’s just a cute decoration, and you already have enough of those.
This is where the subconscious shifts turn into daily choices, boundaries, habits… and actual money in your actual account.

Trust me:
Your bank balance will thank you.
Your nervous system will thank you.
Your future self is already doing a hair flip.

Go get your stuff, babe.

Your rich era is tapping its nails waiting.

🖤 The Chill Cartel