The Hit List
The Cartel's obsessions. Monthly. Curated. Occasionally illegal.
This isn't just our "favorite things," it's a stylish vault of obsession-worthy drops, drag-worthy flops, and that one item that should absolutely be cancelled by noon.
This Month's Hits
Last Month's Hits
Kept on Read:
What she's reading instead of replying to your texts...
Unmasking the Mood
Self-care so extra it needs a safe deposit box.
On Repeat
Drop the needle, drown the noise.
IN OUR BAGS
- This French perfume that smells like generational wealth.
- Lip stain that stays in tact through iced coffee and confrontation.
- A mini blade that also looks like a lipstick... because being cute can be dangerous; Cuidado.
IN OUR ROTATION...
- Playlist: "Wiz Kid and Burna Boy"
- Podcast: "Therapy Adjacent"
- Netflix: "The Royals"
- Mantra: "I am expensive, even when I'm free"
CANCELED (until further notice)
Matcha Protein Balls
We've had enough. It's not food. It's a lifestyle tax.
UNDER SURVEILLANCE
That girl from Pilates who always leaves early.
What's she doing? Where's she going? Why do we secretly want to be her?
RED FLAG WE'RE IGNORING
"Maybe I do need another identity-based newsletter run by a former marketing exec named Eden."
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