QuizzesWhat’s Your Burnout Personality Quiz? Jacquel Pettie 21 hours ago share What's Your Toxic Burnout Personality Take this 60-second quiz to reveal your Toxic Burnout Archetype. This isn't just a quiz. It's a background check. We're decoding your strategy, savagery, your softness, and your next power move in 60-seconds. Dossier incoming. Answer carefully. We're watching. 1 / 11 Your boss calls after normal business hours. You... Silence it on purpose because peace is essential. Read the notification, sigh, then send a text before ghosting. Read the notification, sigh, then send a text before ghosting. 2 / 11 Your Sunday vibe looks like: Bottomless mimosas, then ghosting the world for some ME time. Planning next week, half-working, doing laundry and sipping wine. Talking a friend off the ledge of a midlife crisis while tackling every damn thing I stupidly said yes to this week — all while choking down a soggy Caesar because crossing off tasks is more important than fresh groceries” 3 / 11 What does your "self-care" actually look like? Hiding from my calendar like I’m in witness protection, flexing a skincare lineup that costs more than rent, and plotting my next move like it’s a hostile takeover. Running the show without running myself ragged — spreadsheets in the morning, self-care by sundown, and never apologizing for balance. Stress-cleaning the whole house, answering emails that could wait ‘til Monday, and crying into a collagen mask I forgot to take off. 4 / 11 When asked about burnout, you'd most likely say... Burnout? We don't know her. More like, strategically silent. Eh... it happens, but nothing a good flight can't fix, right? She's basically the guest that won't leave and I'm the exhausted, emotionally bankrupt host. 5 / 11 What’s the hardest thing for you to cancel without guilt? Nothing! Cancel is my second fave ‘C’ word — yeah I’m a flake, but at least I’m a well-rested one. Canceling isn’t hard when you do it with style. I just pull the plug last minute and call it self-care. Literally everything… except my own emotional collapse, and even that gets penciled in between tasks. 6 / 11 On Insta, you can’t scroll past…(be honest — your algorithm knows your toxic type.) Minimalist pics of curated solitude — spotless counters, stacked skincare, and downtime so organized it looks like a crime scene cover-up. Beachfront champagne, spa-day reels, and first-class flexes — the escapist porn that makes canceling life look luxurious. Exhausted-girl memes, chaotic self-care fails, and ‘same, babe’ posts that make you feel seen while you’re crying into takeout. 7 / 11 How do you show up in your relationships when you're deep in burnout? I disappear. No explanation. If you get it, you get it. I fake it 'til I flinch - then plan a solo trip to recharge. I start every sentence with 'Sorry I'm just soooo busy...' but never stop being busy. 8 / 11 What's your money mindset when overwhelmed? Overwhelmed? I ghost my budget like I ghost people — pretend it doesn’t exist and hope the credit card gods look the other way. Stress? I buy the shoes and make the spreadsheet. Work hard, rest harder, and never apologize for the soft life. When I’m stressed, I grind harder and make money by working hard...not hardly working — because apparently I think my tombstone will say ‘She was reliable.’ 9 / 11 What's your signature move when it's time to set a boundary? My boundary is silence. My follow-up? Nonexistent. Flaky? Maybe. But disappearing is easier than explaining — and my ghosting game is Olympic level. I take a shot of tequila, rehearse in the mirror, and then deliver a perfectly balanced ‘no’ that keeps my peace and my paycheck. I daydream about saying no… then cave with a fake smile, a migraine, and an extra task I’ll resent for weeks. 10 / 11 What's your go to crash-out, wardrobe aesthetic? A silk robe, gold hoops, and passive aggression. A matching sweatsuit, five face masks and sunglasses hopefully sitting in first class. The same outfit three days in a row... with a smeared cat eye and frown lines as an accessory. 11 / 11 If your burnout had a signature scent, what would it be? Clean linen, iced espresso & zero explanations given. Spa candles, prosecco bubbles & a color-coded calendar. Bergamot, prosecco bubbles & a calendar that says "No Work After 5pm". Enter your info below to get your results.
